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Topic: Lotus

Related:
  Lotus Notes    Lotus Domino  
  Lotus Flower    Lotus 1 2 3  
  Lotus 123    Lotus Cars  
  Lotus Esprit    Lotus Elan  
  Lotus SmartSuite    Lotus Organizer  
  Lotus Elise    Lotus Approach  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):HotJobs.com
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine
Religion(s):Buddhist
Favorite food(s):Chinese
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
The Karma Sutra
Favorite religious figure(s):Siddhartha Gautama
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Mooks
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing,  Dragon Boat Racing
Favorite movie(s):James Bond
Listens to:REM,  Santana
Starsign:Pisces
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being reincarnated as a termite,  Being a James Bond girl
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Lotus Automation is an approved FÁS Trainer which means that participants on any Lotus Automation training course will be eligible for grant aid against course fees.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Lotus Workflow is a graphical tool that allows users to map and create their business processes electronically without resorting to programming.
Lotus will bring to J2EE the same rapid programming model that Domino Designer provided to our customers for years.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Lotus blossoms are sacred to Hindus and Buddhists because of their ancient shamanic function.
Your lotus is unique to you and precious because it portrays your devotion and dedication to spread unconditional love through your own being and outwards.
Lotus leaves can also be seen in the image of the meditating Buddha.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Lotus is known worldwide as the providers of the Notes application and Domino platform for collaborative Web applications.
Lotus Notes provides a single client interaction for unified messaging and collaborative processing.
Lotus Notes is used to provide email services with the ability to allow both POP3 and SMTP protocols to be used on specific mailboxes.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Lotus Notes has replication formulas that can select subsets of data to be replicated based on various criteria.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Lotus had sued Borland for copyright infringement because Borland included a copy of the Lotus menu hierarchy in its spread sheet as an option for its users.
Lotus has been delivering results for sales and customer service organizations since you first began to tap the power of networks and personal computers.
 
 
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