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Topic: Lotus Notes

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine

Religion(s):

Buddhist

Favorite food(s):

Chinese

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
The Karma Sutra

Favorite religious figure(s):

Siddhartha Gautama

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Mooks

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing, Dragon Boat Racing

Favorite movie(s):

James Bond

Starsign:

Pisces

Listens to:

REM, Santana

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being reincarnated as a termite, Being a James Bond girl

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Developed several Lotus Notes databases for support team to organize meeting schedules and maintain an equipment inventory.
Lotus Notes was designed as a document management system, rather than a database, so Retain for Notes is only recommended for small to medium planning units.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Though Lotus Notes 3 had a limited application model, KEMET realized that collaborative applications were easy to create using Notes templates and discussion databases.
Lotus Notes Databases - Design and Development A resource for Lotus Notes developers looking for fresh ideas, helpful hints and maybe some answers.
Also covers Lotus Notes as an OLE 2 automation server and OLE 2 automation client.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Lotus Notes and Domino Project The Lotus Notes and Domino project's purpose is to provide Notes and Domino administrators, developers and users with a forum to exchange information about Lotus Notes and Domino.
Lotus Notes provides a graphical window user interface and an extensible client framework for running collaborative and document-centric applications.
IBM Lotus Notes and Domino 6 early deployment delivers quality and TCO advantage The outstanding quality of Lotus Notes and Domino 6 is a result of a comprehensive quality mindset.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Lotus Notes has replication formulas that can select subsets of data to be replicated based on various criteria.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Lotus Notes is a registered trademark of Lotus Development Corporation Microsoft , Windows , Windows NT , PowerPoint and/or other Microsoft products referenced are either trademarks or registered trademarks of Microsoft Corporation.
Lotus Notes is available for Windows 32-bit operating systems and Macintosh clients, including Mac OS 9 and OS X.
The Lotus Notes application on that laptop is mobile because it resides on the laptop but needs to connect through a wired modem connection before it can be used.

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