Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 1 Dec: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
  
 

Topic: UMass Lowell

Related:
  UMass    Lowell  
  Lowell Massachusetts    Lowell MA  
  UMass Amherst    University of Massachusetts Lowell  
  Robert Lowell    UMass Boston  
  Elizabeth Lowell    UMass Dartmouth  
  Lowell High School    James Russell Lowell  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Robert Frost,  Michael Jordan
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine,  Men's Health magazine
Education:College,  Post-graduate
Interest(s):Business,  Community Theatre
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse,  Volleyball,  Hockey
Likes to wear:Mambo,  Adidas
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan,  Larry Bird (basketball),  Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery,  Going back to school
Favorite quote(s):"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

UMass Lowell is located in the middle of the Massachusetts technology belt, and maintains close relationships with local industry.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

 UMass Lowell's Campus Security Escort Service will escort students, faculty, and staff anywhere on campus from 6:00 p.
UMass Lowell's Linda Silka Honored for Building Links Between College, City.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

 UMass Lowell's Montgomery Named ECAC Robbins Scholar Athlete Award Winner.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

 Tara Fay scored a pair of touchdowns to lead the Mutiny on UMass Lowell's Cushing Field.
The Mutiny will host the Cleveland Fusion next Saturday night at Cushing Field on the UMass Lowell campus.
Went to a UMass Lowell ice hockey game.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 For more information on online courses, click here to go to the UMass Lowell's online courses website.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

 Note: Visit UMass Lowell's Graduate School website for information on other graduate-level certificate programs offered on campus.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Share the fun! Pass this on!

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.