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Topic: Lung

Related:
  Lung Cancer    Lung Disease  
  Lung Association    American Lung Association  
  Smoking Lung    Fluid in the lungs  
  Small Cell Lung Cancer    Lung Infections  
  Lung Cancer and Cigarette Smoking    Lung Problems  
  Smokers for Lung    Lung Capacity  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch
Most admires:Grigory Rasputin
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Easily addicted
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite animal(s):Rottweiler
Starsign:Gemini
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Heart attack imminent,  Produces Anthrax in their basement
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking
Favorite type of dance(s):Break dancing
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

It is as though its heart and lungs cannot keep up with the weight gain and the energy level.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Consonants are different from vowels in that the airflow from the lungs is nearly or completely stopped at some point in the vocal tract.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

His death was tobacco related as his lungs were so eaten up with nicotine that they would get holes in them and he finally died from them just going flat with holes in them.
Nicotine is drawn into the lungs where it enters the bloodstream and is pumped by the heart to the brain.
Lungs can be exposed to pesticides by inhalation of powders, airborne droplets or vapors.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Refill those lungs once more then dive down and go through the door you just opened and pull that lever.
One is to insert a tube through our neck directly into our lungs which is attached to an air compressor which then pumps air directly into our lungs.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Here are the lungs of that inspiration which giveth man wisdom, and which cannot be denied without impiety and atheism.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

This is a very serious disease affecting the lungs and you should both be tested for the more common cystic fibrosis genes by having a blood DNA test with us at Sydney Genetics.
Affected lungs are considerably enlarged and heavier than normal due to infiltration by areas of tumour, which may vary from small discrete nodules, measuring only 0.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Aspergillosis is an infection in the bronchi or lungs that can lead to the formation of inflammatory lesions.
The lungs were considered the primary site of infections in two of these dogs as their clinical signs were related to respiratory distress and shock.
 
 
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