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Topic: Smokers for Lung

Related:
  Smokers    Lung  
  Lung Cancer    Lung Disease  
  Lung Association    American Lung Association  
  Smoking Lung    Fluid in the lungs  
  Small Cell Lung Cancer    Lung Infections  
  Lung Cancer and Cigarette Smoking    Lung Problems  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Grigory Rasputin
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans
Appearance:Overweight
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Easily addicted
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Starsign:Gemini
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Has cancer
Favorite type of dance(s):Break dancing
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

 The smokers lung was an obvious one to show children, but also the heart disease effects, and diseases of kidneys and liver.
Lung cancer mortality is about 13 times higher among current female smokers than among women who have never smoked.
Lung cancer mortality rates are about 13 times higher for current female smokers compared to women who have never smoked.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

 Smokers have more lung cancer and cancer of the throat than non-smokers.
Smokers are at higher risk of developing radon-induced lung cancer because of the synergistic effects of tobacco smoke and radon.
Cigarette smokers have a lower level of lung function than those persons who have never smoked.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

 Smokers or patients with known lung disease will need additional testing prior to surgery.
 
 
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