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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO
Favorite author(s):Ayn Rand
Favorite TV show(s):Late Show with David Letterman
Favorite actor(s):Bette Davis
Favorite movie(s):Stand by Me,  Close Encounters of the Third Kind,  North by Northwest
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite political figure(s):Fergus O'Connor
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Lynch's effort was met by the head of Garvan, who slumped in agony when it flew past a startled Robbie O'Dowd from close range.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Merrill Lynch sacked 15 employees for circulating pornography to each other by e-mail.
John Fielding,

Merrill Lynch was subsequently sold to CIBC Wood Gundy, and David accepted the opportunity to become Executive Vice President, Managing Director, Wealth Management for the retail network of Research Capital Corporation.
Merrill Lynch has paid a $100-million fine and separated its analysts from its investment banking division after a New York State investigation revealed that analysts touted stocks to the public that they privately slammed.
An overexposure to global equities sent Merrill Lynch Investment Managers to the bottom of the fund managers performance list for the September quarter.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Lynch's Eraserhead was of great influence on the early genre of Industrial recording artists such as Throbbing Gristle.
Paddy McGuinness,

Lynch's remains are at the Carthage Chapel of Sanderson Funeral Home.
Billie Kirgan,

Merrill Lynch wasn't alone in disguising Enron's malfeasance.
Anita Ganesh,

Lynch's choice to have characters expressing their thoughts throughout the film is difficult to bring off and the result is stiff characters bound by their inward observations.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Merrill Lynch is to deploy Open Text's Livelink tool as the collaborative KM solution that will support its technology arm's recently implemented Knowledge Exchange.
Merrill Lynch HSBC launched globally with designs and templates created by our Australian-based team.
The studio was founded in 1995 when Larsons creative team produced a MERRILL LYNCH training film that combined hand drawn cel animation, CGI and live action proving themselves commercially viable.
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