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Topic: Merrill Lynch

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Most admires:

Warren Buffet

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Bad point(s):

Greedy

Currently has on their coffee table:

Economist, Fast Company, Better Homes & Gardens

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Banker, CEO, Tax Collector

Interest(s):

Economics, Computers

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite destination(s):

Hong Kong

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Taught by Merrill Lynch's Frank Orawier, CPP, the curriculum prepares participants for the American Payroll Association's certification course and is recommended for those seeking to upgrade their skills or to begin work in the field.
The Merrill Lynch authorised unit trusts are funds authorised under the UK Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 and are generally available for investment by the public in the UK.

John Fielding,
CEO

Merrill Lynch Investment Managers is a trading name of Merrill Lynch Investment Managers Limited and of the combined asset management businesses of Merrill Lynch and Co.
Merrill Lynch Investment Managers offers clients premier asset management services through our strengths in investment excellence, global reach, risk management, service and partnership, and intellectual leadership.
Consult Merrill Lynch's research opinion, if any, or read Dow Jones News Service or Standard & Poor's Stock Reports that may be available on Merrill Lynch OnLine or Merrill Lynch Direct before you make trades based on information you obtain on the Internet.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

At the heart of Merrill Lynch's information exchange are ten S/390 mainframe servers comprising two Parallel Sysplex environments that work day and night to process data.
Merrill Lynch HSBC launched globally with designs and templates created by our Australian-based team.
Merrill Lynch is acting as agent and messenger for its ML Direct CMA Service customers for the Bank Deposit Accounts in connection with this service.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Merrill Lynch's outing with clients proved to be a great day of fishing.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
kristen
2004-12-03 14:32:41

are u.s. coins manufactured by the bureau of engraving and printing or the u.s. mint?

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