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Topic: Merrill Lynch OnLine

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  Yacht
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Interior decorator
Education:Junior High School
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Economics,  Real estate,  Computers
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,

Merrill Lynch HSBC launches Canadian arm of global online investment service business: Merrill Lynch HSBC Canada Inc.
Merrill Lynch HSBC allows you to trade online using a margin loan from HSBC Bank Australian.
Merrill Lynch HSBC's live, secure and non-advisory online trading service makes it easier for you to manage your investment portfolio from home or the office at any time.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Merrill Lynch Direct online order entry allows you to enter orders to buy and sell U.
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