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Topic: Stephen Lynch

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Chris Rock,  Tom Green,  Robin Williams
Personality:Witty wit humor
Politics:Religious right,  Republican,  Democrat
Favorite TV show(s):Late Show with David Letterman,  Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld,  Jim Carrey,  Bill Cosby
Listens to:Barenaked Ladies,  Matchbox Twenty,  Folk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite quote(s):"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Stephen Braswell, is treating his wife for a severe stroke, but lynch isn't buying that diagnosis.
Arthur Dawkins,

Dr Stephen Lynch, Senior Lecturer in Mathematics, has recently published a book entitled "Dynamical Systems with Applications using MAPLE.
Josh Hogan,

Approved by Stephen; seconded by Lynch.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

State Senator Stephen Lynch won the Primary Election in the 9th Congressional District with the help of his family - his Labor Family.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Stephen Lynch performed at the Legacy Gazebo Thursday night September 14.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

No topic was too risqué for the guitarist/comedian Stephen Lynch, who pitched his show "See You In Hell: An Evening of Love Songs" as a practice run for VH1 Storytellers.
Singer/comedian Stephen Lynch entertained URI students with his outrageous brand of folk music-inspired humor Wednesday night in Edwards Auditorium.
Stephen Lynch showcased his comedic talent in the SUB Multipurpose Room Thursday September 28.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Stephen Lynch Makes SUB Crow's Cheeks Hurt.
Stephen Lynch performs at Gotham Comedy Club Thursday 8.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Stephen Lynch's Sick Humor Produces a Healthy Response.
Jordan Jones,

Stephen Lynch: Yeah, I've always had music in my life.
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