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In the News - 16 May: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Steven Lynch

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Bikini

Most admires:

Robert Frost, Ingrid Bergman, Bart Simpson

Favorite body part(s):

Teeth

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Reader's Digest

Dream job(s):

Banker

Favorite sport(s):

Racquetball

Likes to wear:

Tank tops, Adidas, Hawaiian shirts

Favorite author(s):

Ernest Hemingway

Favorite TV show(s):

ER, Mr Bean, The Simpsons

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
"I'd rather have thirty minutes of something wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The panelists include: Norman Frost of Legg Mason Wood Walker, Steven Lilly of the Rural Telephone Financing Cooperative and John Lynch of Evergreen Investments.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Steven Lynch, Treasurer, Cumann Peil Gael na mBan, 1 McAuliffe Avenue, Boherbue, Co.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Thanks also to McConechy Tyres for sponsorship of the waterproof tops, Grants Fruit and Veg for the shorts and Steven Lynch from Lynch Homes for the kit bags.

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