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Topic: Lyrics

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Eminem, Tupac Shakur, Kylie Minogue

Dream job(s):

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Favorite composer(s):

Nicolo Paganini, Chopin, Rachmaninoff

Favorite movie(s):

West Side Story

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's

Listens to:

Blink 182, Radiohead, REM

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

The lyrics were also mostly sung in West Indian creole with maybe the exception of only a few Hindi words.
The lyrics are a mixture of words from Malay and the Hokkien dialect.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The lyrics are perfect although it seems that the producer has hidden some of the musical talents of the lead singer through altering the sound.
Lyrics are optional but, if included, they should appear below the chords such that the timing of the chords matches that of the lyrics.
The lyrics were written in a great rush to fill in the lines of the wonderfully catchy tune.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Lyrics are fragmentary but linger in a provocative, esoteric vein.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The lyrics were concieved as a letter to Courtney Love, whom we had grown to admire over the last few years because of her will to succeed in spite of personal tragedy.
The lyrics are three poems put together to make one song.

Mark Harris,
Priest

These are the lyrics to a hymn that expresses the prayer of Christians at the end of the Middle Ages.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

All lyrics are a curtesy of Ohhla.
Her lyrics are still childish rhymes that usually just create amusing background sound for the track.
The lyrics are all about Jeff, and the song is one that Jeff would have played the hell out of.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: saaasssa 2005-03-15 10:24:15	can you name the lyrics to the song "how do you want it"
From: saaasssa 2005-03-15 10:25:04	2pac is the best rapper ever
From: debbie 2005-04-21 21:40:54	can you name the lyrics to the son "geenie" from shaggy?
From: thegame 2005-05-10 16:16:46
From: Amanda 2005-05-17 10:55:19	I am looking for a rap song that in the chorus says, "Shine on" i heard it at a club and i dont know who sings it?????
From: Leo 2005-06-16 07:58:31	Tupac Shakur.. I Think he's a legent..
From: nikita 2005-08-30 05:35:07	tupak shakur is the best rap sing in the world i love him 2pac you rock my world
From: rap hating chick 2006-02-28 17:11:04	Tupac got shot because he is a rapper. And because he sucks. My name is Wannabea Nigga. I'm white. I'm a girl. I like to listen to Micheal Jackson. Marilyn Manson SUCKS!! Hitler rules. Bush sucks, he is a white cracker that sucks shit and fucks with Saddam in the White house. My English teacher is hitting on me she is 59. I am 12. What the fuck is up with that bullshit, dude!!? My anus is fucking hairy!!! That shit is fucked up shit!!! Fucking school sucks shit dude!1

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