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Topic: Mac

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst, Hacking, Age of Empires

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

MACs are groups comprising residents within the same multi-storey building whose goal generally is to promote friendship, mutual reliance, and security among the building��s tenants.
Freddie Mac's third quarter housing appreciation study, based on refinancing and sale transactions in a giant 14.
MACS is growing far beyond expectations and the current Committee find increasing workloads difficult to manage.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Because Mac OS X is UNIX based, many developers will be coming out with new applications for the Macintosh that were previously only available for other UNIX platforms.
CyberRay is Mac OS X native and takes advantage of advanced operating system features such as preemptive threads, the Quartz 2D graphics engine, and OpenGL.
Apple Macs where the first to come up with designer cases and features but it wasn't until the real hardcore computer users got their dirty hands into pc case design that things have really taken off.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Mac's kilt army needs to doom English adversary to Edinburgh Keep to create tartan Anagram NG.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

MAC's E-Team Review Government websites giving them a rating on usability and functionality.
Also, our Macs can connect to the web indefinitely with no dropped connections.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

New USB Macs require either the Keyspan Twin Serial Adapter and our special cable or a Keyspan PDA Adapter for use with the DB9 PC cable included with the chronograph.
Other Macs which accept 72 pin SIMMS will only see 16MB of a 64MB SIMM.
Palm upgrades Mac OS connectivity software Palm Computing has released an upgraded Mac compatibility software package.

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