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Topic: Make your Mac

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst, Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Remember there are some that make real fishbowls out of early macs.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

MAC'S MYSTERIES THE CARD STAB - Selected card found by stabbing knife into pack, clever fake supplied makes it easy.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We are able to undertake repairs to all makes and types of computer, including Apple Macs, plus peripherals such as printers and monitors.
Apple was wise to wait until summer to ship Mac OS X installed as the default OS on its computers and make a big splash at that time if no more than to ensure that the major graphics applications are Mac OS X native.
It makes no difference whether those computers are PCs or Macs, cell phones, PDAs like Palm Pilot, or a computer in a school or public library.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The book is also not ideal for those new to the Mac OS since it assumes knowledge about Mac OS versions prior to Mac OS X and it makes frequent comparative references between them.
Mac OS X makes everything on the Mac even more intuitive for new users, while providing powerful, customizable tools for professionals.
Mac OS X is going to make one great gaming platform and the developers know it and are starting to turn out the games.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Most of other forms of organizations like MACs and trade unions are subject to their respective scheme of control which also make it possible for the authorities to dissolve such organizations.

John Fielding,
CEO

MACS is well known throughout many hospitals, clinics, midwives, social workers, etc but we still need to continue to make the public and medical profession aware of us.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Make use of Cal-Mac's Island Hopscotch ticket on this route for a circular tour via the Isle of Bute using three ferries!

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Will make Big Macs of our souls.

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