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Topic: Mac OS

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P O Mac and PC

O R OS 2

Mac OS 9 Windows Mac

Mac I O U

Mac Mac OS X

OS X

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer, Linux box

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst, Hacking, Solitaire

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Mac OS X users running Apache with PHP installed be aware there is a security issue in PHP versions prior to 4.
Mac OS X PDF help Help downloading and installing the Mac OS X version of Chess Browser 1.
Mac OS X is an incredibly flexible OS that runs new applications that are fully optimized for Mac OS X and older Mac applications under Classic.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Aqua is Mac OS X's completely redesigned user interface which offers elegant simplicity combined with many advanced features for power users.
Mac OS X ships with support for LDAP and Kerberos for centrally managed users and authentication.
Mac OS X users are immediately provided with two powerful tools to host commerical quality web sites.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Mac OS X Server comes bundled with Apple's XServer hardware and is available as a separate software product.
Mac OS X is also installed to maintain the Apple warranty and may be accessed by holding the OPTION key at boot.
Mac OS X Server is scheduled to be shipping in February and have a retail price of $995.

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