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Topic: Mac OS X

Related:

Mac Mac OS 9

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer, Linux box

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst, Hacking, Solitaire

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Mac OS X Software Here you will find Mac OS X installer packages of popular open source software distributions.
Mac OS X PDF help Help downloading and installing the Mac OS X version of Chess Browser 1.
Mac OS X applications that need to initialize disks can do so using new APIs in the IOKit.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Mac OS X users can now search Google by selecting text, through a new background service.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Mac OS X ships with support for LDAP and Kerberos for centrally managed users and authentication.
Mac OS X users are immediately provided with two powerful tools to host commerical quality web sites.
A Mac OS X implementation of the classic maze screen saver seen on various platforms.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Mac OS X Server comes bundled with Apple's XServer hardware and is available as a separate software product.
Mac OS X is also installed to maintain the Apple warranty and may be accessed by holding the OPTION key at boot.
Mac OS X drivers are now available for the Igniter family of video editing tools from Aurora Systems Inc.

User Talk

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