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Topic: Windows Mac

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire, Tetris

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Mac and Windows users can also download directly from the Real and Quicktime sites by clicking the icons below.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Windows users, Mac users, even Unix users can run the same version of mobile code because it was designed to work on any computer.
The Windows user interface feels clumsy compared with RISC OS and it is almost laughable that the Mac OS version 8.
Windows and Mac executables are provided, as well as C source codes for UNIX systems.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

MAC Windows NT-based servo motion control for all axes, with encoder feedback and RF noise suppression circuitry.
Macs are not as susceptible as Windows machines, but having firewall software on your Mac can help alleviate the problem.
Mac users should be able to decompress using Stuffit expander and Windows users can use Unstuff for Windows.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Programs are available that allow Mac users to convert Windows TrueType fonts into Mac compatible fonts.
Both Windows and Mac OS automatically recognize PowerPlay as a keyboard class device, eliminating the need to install software.
If you are running a PC with Windows or a MAC this printer driver is supplied with the operating system.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

The Mac world is faced with a similar circumstance to the Windows world had 8 years ago.

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