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Topic: Machine

Related:
  Time Machine    Machine Tool  
  Sewing Machine    Washing Machine  
  Machine Gun    Answering Machine  
  Fax Machine    CNC machines  
  Virtual Machine    Machine Shop  
  Mean Machine    Slot Machine  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Typewriter,  Sewing machine,  Windows computer
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today
Dream job(s):Janitor
Favorite Card Game(s):Blackjack
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  PacMan
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading MP3's
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Machines are designed and manufactured for safety and reliability and comply with EEC directives.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Machines are now available in most parts of the site, as well as in the main open-access computer suite in the Library.
Are the machines and hardware components you are using efficiently deployed?
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Vending machines dispensing hot and cold drinks are situated at various locations in the different centres.
Machines runs and regular polypropylene strapping with embossed finish.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The three machines that were following them toppled along with the tree and one could loudly hear the crash of branches and gears when they reached bottom of the crevice.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Franking machines end the time consuming task of applying stamps manually and sealing envelopes.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

They are machines which ultimately mimic our internal cognitive processes and call them to motion to confirm and/or confound beliefs.
Several test machines are developed to run experiments on different production concepts.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Thinking Machines is a company in Massachusetts that makes extremely powerful computers by networking large numbers of smaller computers; maintaining an enormous index and searching that index very quickly is one of those tasks that you need an extremely powerful computer to do.
Research Machines plc will need to access this data regularly to monitor the performance of the system but undertakes to keep all of this information confidential to the school and not to use this data for any other purpose.
The machines are co-located at a New York internet reseller with several high bandwidth lines serving his network.
 
 
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