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Topic: Mean Machine

Related:
  Mean    Machine  
  Name means    Time Machine  
  Machine Tool    Sewing Machine  
  Washing Machine    Machine Gun  
  Answering Machine    Fax Machine  
  CNC machines    Virtual Machine  

 
 
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Favorite possession(s):Typewriter,  Windows computer,  Linux box
Appearance:Overweight,  Muscular
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding
Favorite movie(s):The Bridge on the River Kwai,  Lawrence of Arabia,  Doctor Zhivago
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading MP3's,  Finding warez
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

That means successfully transporting and constructed over five million pounds of machines and materials and supervising several hundred krewe members.
This means that all machines used in industry today must comply with the current regulations.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Does this mean that conditioning methods such weight training and cardio vascular machines should be avoided?
John Fielding,
CEO

That means that the only people with a broad basis for comparison are people who have a financial incentive to convince you to buy the machines with the highest profit margin.
Machine Ads is an efficient means to successfully find the necessary materials and services to meet the demands of manufacturing.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

It means that new algorithms have to be developed or sequential ones to be adapted, but it also implies that the program must take into account the distribution of the computation onto the different machines.
This means that indexes built on little endian machines can be used on big endian machines providing the two machines have data types the same length and use the same floating point formats.
This basically means that your SSH passphrase is a password that works on all the accounts of all the machines you use.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

That means wind machines will be operating (you may have seen them in vineyards, they look like big fans) or we may sprinkle the vines with water.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

That means our dual Athlon machines will have faster disk transfer rate thanks to the optimized driver.
It also means a user process can require a lot more memory for network buffers and thus this option is best used only on machines with 16 MB of memory or higher.
Networking Machines : DNC means connecting the company database with machines.
 
 
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