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Topic: Portable Sewing Machine

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Thomas Edison, Cleopatra, Pamela Anderson

Favorite possession(s):

Sewing machine, Vacuum cleaner, Stroller

People talk about their ..:

Tattoo

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fine Woodworking, Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Janitor, Housewife

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite sport(s):

Jogging, Bowling

Likes to wear:

Hawaiian shirts, Leash, Tank tops

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

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Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Bag-closer sewing machine - Twin needle, double thread, parallel chain-stitch, portable filled bags closing sewing machine.
Bag-closer sewing machine - Single-needle, single thread, chain-stitch portable filled bags closing sewing machine.
Jem Gold A portable sewing machine with all the sewing functions and quilting capabilities you need.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Experienced sewers and one or two portable sewing machines are needed to make this the most fun for the younger sewers.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

I've shipped hundreds of Bentwood portable sewing machines with minimal damage.
The C89-1DA is a single-thread chain-stitch portable filled bags closing sewing machine.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

If you are really addicted to old sewing machines and to quilt classes, consider buying a hand-crank--they're portable!

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

NK is the first in Hong Kong to produce rotary lockstitch sewing machines, electronic inkjet typewriters and portable inkjet printers.
I was hoping that someone out there would be able to help me find one of those small portable or handheld sewing machines.
Portable, molded, tilted sewing platform that can be used with all portable sewing machines.

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