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Topic: Sewing Machines and Sergers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Sewing machine, Typewriter, Baseball cap

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fine Woodworking, Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Janitor

Favorite explorer(s):

Leif Ericson

Favorite animal(s):

Poodle

Interest(s):

Historical Reenactment

Likes to wear:

Traditional tribal dress, Head scarf, Baseball cap

Starsign:

Aries

Favorite destination(s):

Pakistan, Scandinavia

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

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Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Pfaff Sewing Machines and Pfaff Sergers for more than 135 years have earned a reputation for their fine German craftsmanship, precisely sewn stitches and outstanding value.
Sixteen sewing machines and 16 sergers will grace the stations in the second-year sewing production lab.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Many sergers now use standard sewing machine needles, but there are still some that require a certain type of needle.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Pfaff Sewing Machines and Pfaff Sergers as well as Sewing Notions and Sewing Supplies can be bought from us, at Sewingstore.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Sewing Machine Outlet offers you great prices on some of the most well known brands of sergers on the market today.
Sunshine Sewing is proud to be an exclusive authorized Janome dealer, the home of the Memory Craft 10000, the flagship of the Janome line of sewing machines and sergers.
We are continuously training in all aspects of sewing machines, sergers, and software to have the ability to answer all of your questions and when we do not have the answer we will find it out for you.

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