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Topic: Mad Scientist

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Lord Dracula
People talk about their ..:Weirdness
Intelligence:Stupid
Bad point(s):Evil
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite author(s):Mary W. Shelley
Favorite era(s):The future
Favorite TV show(s):Anime stuff
Interest(s):Biology
Likes to wear:Vampire costume
Favorite movie(s):King Kong,  Jurassic Park
Favorite time of year:Halloween
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves,  Turning into a vampire
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Favorite quote(s):"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

The young Mad Scientists in the books of Bertrand Brinley are filled with the same spirit of adventure and good-natured fun as the Rocket Boys of October Sky.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Those leaders claiming to be High Priests in the pyramid temples were really mad scientists with a super science that seemed like magic to the uninitiated.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Mad Dog Expeditions Adventures into realms usually reserved for a select few scientists and explorers.
No mad scientists with European accents, Gothic castles, or giant creatures devouring cities.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The mad scientists of media have a new laboratory in which to conduct their experiments.
The size of the threat posed by human mad cow disease will be revealed today as scientists release research that will give the best indication yet.
If it is in the book, perhaps you should even be more worried, because maybe the mad scientists can even change the existing books to incorporate their new bugs.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Mad scientists in horror movies prior to WWII anticipated Mengele, while mad scientists after WWII could not fail to be aware of him.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Scientists are trying to find genes that cause or resist certain diseases of livestock, such as "mad cow's disease," bovine tuberculosis, and brucellosis.
What these mad Zionist scientists and their media brethren have done to Dr.
Now, Israeli scientists say they have discovered the substance responsible for mad cow disease in the liquid waste of animals and people.
 
 
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