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Topic: UW Madison

Related:
  UW    Madison  
  Wisconsin Madison    University of Wisconsin Madison  
  Madison WI    Madison County  
  University of Wisconsin Madison    James Madison  
  Madison Avenue    City of Madison  
  Madison Square Garden    James Madison University  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bonnie & Clyde
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Farmer,  Nurse
Education:College,  Post-graduate,  Junior High School
Interest(s):Business,  English,  Computers
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery,  Going back to school,  Finding a job
Favorite quote(s):"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

This is UW-Madison's master web site, featuring links to all corners of the campus and beyond.
John Fielding,
CEO

The UW-Madison Family Business Center is a membership organization comprised of a select number of Wisconsin family-owned companies.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

UW-Madison's outstanding academic programs and progressive intellectual climate also have inspired many students to become environmental leaders.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The UW-Madison Libraries provide many online tutorials covering research methods as well as library resources and services.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

UW-Madison's Research and Sponsored Programs office helps faculty and staff members solicit and administer extramural support.
The Grants Information Center at UW-Madison's Memorial Library collects information on private and corporate foundations and on federal funding agencies.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

My UW-Madison is a personalized Web portal that will give faculty, staff, and students access to secured views of information via their personal logon ID.
The UW-Madison Libraries Web Proxy Server processes a pre-defined set of restricted resources.
Internet authentication for UW-Madison students, faculty and staff is available using a proxy service.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

WiscWorld is UW-Madison's collection of online computing resources to allow students, faculty, and staff to connect their computers to online resources.
UW-Madison is embarking on a five-year, $25 million upgrade of its campus computer network.
UW-Madison Libraries Web Site for links to all networked databases.
 
 
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