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Topic: New York Mafia

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Prom dress

Most admires:

Al Capone

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer, Hitman

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack

Favorite era(s):

1950s

Favorite TV show(s):

The Sopranos

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the movies

Favorite actor(s):

Mel Gibson, Mark Wahlberg

Interest(s):

Photography

Favorite movie(s):

The Godfather, Some Like It Hot, The Untouchables

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree

Worst habit(s):

Taking Drugs

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"A man is known by the company he keeps"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Dr A Kula recites in first person his life in the Mafia in New York, in the hilarious story Mafia Mania.

Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Genovese was the head of the gambling and narcotics for the controlling mafia family in New York to [sic] which Al Carone was made a member.
In 1982 a modern production updated the setting to the Cosa Nostra world of the New York Mafia in the 1950's.
We all remember John Gotti the Mafia Boss in New York now serving time in a Federal Prison.

Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Kyong was convicted of supplying heroin to the New York mafia in 1990.
This true story follows FBI agent Joe Pistone as he infiltrates the mafia of New York.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

And what was the connection between the New York Mafia, Columbia Pictures rajah Harry Cohn, and the Stooges themselves?
Did you know that JoBeth Allen has a New York Mafia accent?

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