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Topic: People Magazine

Related:
  Magazine    People  
  People find    PEOPLE GROUPS  
  Magazine article    People First  
  Business people    Old people  
  People working    Online Magazine  
  Little People    Meet the people  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
Most admires:Che Guevara,  Matt Druge
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Retarded,  Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:People,  FHM magazine,  Cosmopolitan
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Photography
Listens to:Backstreet Boys
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Various researchers and lay people argue about the film in magazines and on the Internet while intensely studying the footage.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

It is ironic indeed when many of the same people who defend the right of pornographers to distribute their videos and magazines would deny freedom of expression to people of faith because of some concern that society might be influenced.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Our purpose is to make it easier for people to find poets and poetry they like and to help publishers bring news of their books, magazines and journals to more people.
The exhibition is an opportunity for people to view and purchase original art work and photographs that have been published in such magazines, as well as allowing the audience a chance at seeing the works in a gallery context, rather than just inside the pages of a mag.
I was pretty naive about the whole thing but I started to get poems in magazines and people would send me their books.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Magazines often print the e-mail addresses of people who write in electronically, so why should a URL be any different?
Earn revenue when people request free magazines and free information.
Just wish you advertised your product in magazines so more people could get the benefits.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Astronomy magazines have rated the following commercial telescope as the best buy first telescope for both young people and adults.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

In People Magazine's November 25, 1996 issue, the review of their new album referred to Ranger Doug as "just possibly the world's greatest living yodeler.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Lesbian sex are like those letters to the editor you see in mens magazines where people tell the lesbian sex of their sexy lesbian encounters.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Magazines are a convenient means of reaching several specific groups of people of either/both sexes, from different social classes, from different levels of disposable income and from different age ranges.
 
 
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