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Topic: Mary Magdalene

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II
Good point(s):Saintly,  Humble,  Patient
Bad point(s):Boastful
Personality:Devout
Dream job(s):Priest
Religion(s):Christian - Catholic,  Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Protestant
Favorite artist(s):Michelangelo
Favorite book(s):The Bible
Favorite actor(s):Angelina Jolie
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Favorite movie(s):Indiana Jones
Favorite time of year:Easter
Favorite philosopher(s):Confucius
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Mary Salome and Martha stayed in the village where they landed, and Mary Magdalene and St.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Whereas Mary Magdalene was the wife of Jesus and the mother of the sacred Bloodline (the Sangreal) from the 1st century, it was with Lilith that it al began, about 4000 years before.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Mary Magdalene doesn't have a romantic relationship with Jesus in this book, but what they share is nonetheless inspiring.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

It was the undying relationship that Mary Magdalene and the other Mary sensed with Jesus that was a key to the revelation of Easter morning.
A researcher is presenting her theory that Jesus and Mary Magdalene were married in a secret plot to continue dynastic succession in Israel.
It is Mary Magdalene alone who discovers the empty tomb and runs to tell two of the disciples, who race to the tomb to verify her discovery.
Mark Harris,
Priest

MARY MAGDALENE The penitent sinner in the New Testament who anointed Jesus with oil before the Last Supper, who was at the foot of the Cross at the Crucifixion and who was first to see Him after the Resurrection.
Mary Magdalene is the woman caught in the act of adultery whom the Scribes and Pharisees presented to Jesus Christ for Him to enforce a law in the Old Testament.
It is Mary Magdalene and Mary the mother of Joses who see where the body of Jesus is laid, and when the Sabbath is over, it is Mary Magdalene, this time with Mary the mother of James, and Salome, who bring spices to anoint Jesus’ body in accordance with Jewish tradition.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Mary Magdalene's organ raises goose bumps as the organist plays Willan's glorious tune for 'Hail Thee Festival Day,' improvising between verses during a procession.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

MARY MAGDALENE'S SHIRE HORSES began breeding the Shire horse in 1990 with the acquisition of our first team, Sara and Rose, two registered Shire mares who were both in foal.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

St Mary Magdalene's is an Anglican church in the Anglo-Catholic tradition, located in the centre of the City of Adelaide.
 
 
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