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Topic: Magnesium Sulfate

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Intelligence:

Retarded

Personality:

Nervous

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Heart, Teeth

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt, Vegetarian, Fish and chips

Favorite great thinker(s):

Marie Curie

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Orange Juice, Lemonade

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Undergoing therapy, Heart attack imminent

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Nervous twitch

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Epsom salts are magnesium sulfate, a source of Magnesium.
This is a light spray with 6 ingredients including some treatment minerals such as calcium chloride and magnesium sulfate and a few other things.
Calcium and magnesium have also declined in the river waters, but to a lesser extent than sulfate.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Epsom salts (Magnesium Sulfate) Epsom salts is a fine white crystal powder that can be purchased in any drugstore.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Insoluble magnesium carbonate and magnesium sulfate, together with insoluble calcium compounds occur in "hard" water.
Magnesium or sodium sulfate can be used to precipitate lead in the intestine and pass through, or chelation therapy may be used with calcium disodium EDTA.
Calcium sulfate (gypsum) and magnesium sulfate (Epsom salts) are not liming materials.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Intravenous magnesium sulfate is effective as a neuroprotective agent in animal studies and is undergoing evaluation in human ischemic stroke in the IMAGES trial.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Intravenous magnesium sulfate relieves cluster headaches in patients with low serum ionized magnesium levels.
Intravenous magnesium sulfate significantly increased the iMg 2+ level in patients in group L from 0.
Intravenous magnesium sulfate rapidly alleviates headaches of various types.

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