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In the News - 6 Sep: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Mail Order

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Baseball cap

Currently has on their coffee table:

Playboy magazine

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier

Favorite activity(s):

Stamp collecting, Coloring in, Shopping

Favorite food(s):

Seafood

Favorite movie(s):

Jaws

Likes to wear:

Baseball cap, Hawaiian shirts

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions, Sending greeting cards, Spamming

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Orders may be placed by using our online store and the automated system installed there or you may order by mail using our printable Order Form and mailing it to us.
Mail orders - If you would like to pay by check or money order, print our order form and mail your order to us.
All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail within 24 hours of receipt of payment.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Orders are delivered within the UK by Royal Mail or Royal Mail Parcel Force.
Most orders are dispatched within one working day by Royal Mail.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

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