Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 2 Dec: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Read Mail

Related:
  Read    Mail  
  E mail    Read E mail  
  Send mail    E mail address  
  Mail or Fax    Call or e mail  
  Send e mail    Mail us  
  Read the book    Free to E mail  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Linux box,  Windows computer
Favorite website(s):Jennicam
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Mail carrier,  Private Detective
Favorite activity(s):Stamp collecting
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming,  Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Reads and approves all outgoing e-mail before it is sent to ensure no conflicting or confusing communications are sent.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

To read e-mails, from the instructor and other students in the class you will use the e-mail system that you have defined as part of your Internet connection.
Netscape Mail reads HTML mail natively and is also pretty easy to use.
The founders read each of those e-mails and still consider their clients input to be their number one source of constructive criticism.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Imagine that they were e-mails and there was no way to read a message that was composed in 1962 when he was in New York, or in 1976 when he was in the deep jungles of Central India.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Yahoo Groups is a list server that a user can sign up to and it will distribute all incoming e-mails to those who are signed up to the list or you can choose to receive only daily digest or read the items at the Yahoo Groups website.
You can read the mails with any mail client, forward all incoming mails to another account or access your mailbox with a webbrowser.
Facility to download your mailbox onto your computer so that you can read and compose mails when you are offline and thus greatly cut down on Internet costs.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Read the documentation for more about spooling mails.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Having read some of the Gloucester fans postings on the Munster sites and the mails here, you seem like a decent bunch who share a passion for rugby not too dissimilar to Munster fans.
Mark Harris,
Priest

I have read e-mails and a variety of other communication that celebrates the wealth of blessings found in Christ.
As we have read some of your recent e-mails our hearts have been encouraged by your love and prayers.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Share the fun! Pass this on!

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.