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Topic: Making Money Online

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Intelligence:

Stupid

Politics:

Capitalist, Apathetic

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, CEO

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite actor(s):

Bill Cosby

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions, Building websites, Spamming

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money, Gambling

Favorite quote(s):

"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Smart business tips written by professional marketers who make their living online, money making business opportunities you must use to fatten your online profits.
Informative articles written by professional marketers who make their living online, money making tips and tricks you must use to increase your profits, and much more!
Informative articles written by professional marketers who make their living online, money making tips and tricks you must use to increase your profits!

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Neatest Little Guide to Making Money Online provides practical advice for Internet beginners who want to explore the new online frontier.

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