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Topic: Malamutes

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  Alaskan Malamute  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights,  Socialist
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite food(s):Seafood
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Wolf,  Rottweiler
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite sport(s):Fishing,  Mountain climbing,  Cycling
Favorite drink(s):Beer
Worst habit(s):Smoking Crack
Favorite quote(s):"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-)
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"Air travel: Breakfast in London
 
 
 Expert Talk
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John Fielding,
CEO

Alaskan Malamutes and the Alaskan Malamute Assistance League need your help.
Alaskan Malamutes are happiest when they can share in family activities.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Malamutes are adaptable to warm climates, but their coat will not be as thick as dogs raised in the cold.
Alaskan Malamutes cannot handle rich and spicy food.
The Alaskan Malamute's double coat of fur evolved to insulate it from the surrounding environment.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

It was here that the dogs we call Alaskan Malamutes are popularly supposed to have originated or to have settled after the great migration.
Alaskan Malamutes and Siberian Huskies with high scores should never be used for breeding even if they appear normal in every other respect.
Alaskan Malamutes originated with a group of Eskimo people known as the Mahlemiut.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Virtually all Malamutes find their greatest joy in human companionship and are perfectly content to join their owners in watching television.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Malamutes are a dog-dominant breed - constantly challenging their canine pack mates - this can lead to some fairly serious fights that the multiple dog owner must be prepared to deal with.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Our malamutes are raised as family members and house dogs and prefer to sleep indoors.
Mark Harris,
Priest

These are wonderful malamutes whose only sins are that they grew old or became ill.
 
 
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