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Topic: Male

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  Male Body    Male Female  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their father
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Gay activism
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Model,  Housewife
Favorite body part(s):Ass
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite animal(s):Elephant,  Mouse,  Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Miniskirts,  Beard
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cross-dressing for a day,  Having severe anorexia
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Males are being used to expand the herd and females will begin producing milk in the second quarter 2002 to provide increasing quantities of BioSteel® for spinning process optimization, product development and commercialization.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Males are up to 12 cm in length with females up to 20 cm.
There were 147 males and 131 females.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Males lleng es afirmaven que sabia molt de m gia i bruixeria i que en practicava algunes de les seves arts.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Males generally have more severe acne than females because of their hormonal structure and they tend to develop acne on the back and chest.
Males over 200 pounds are not too uncommon and a few females reach these weights.
Neutering males eliminates testicular cancer and decreases the chance of prostate disease.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Males and females are light buff to reddish brown and slightly darker on the chest and abdomen; naked parts of the skin are black.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The males of course tend to mimic macho human male behavior which means they tend to strut around all full of themselves more than they need to.
Males are also sexually mature at two years of agetime but can be kept with the family group for 3-4 years as the adult male prevents them from breeding either through behavioral or physiological inhibition.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Both males and females who have experienced child maltreatment are at increased risk for experiencing intimate partner violence as adults.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Males and females undergoing chemotherapy and newly diagnosed patients with alopecia areata should request a full prosthesis.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
DeMarcus Franklin
2004-11-05 14:27:12
From:

2004-11-26 11:05:18
What about Dr. George J. Murillo
From:

2005-02-15 22:17:52
i'm adicted to prn what do i do
From:
Dee-Dee
2005-03-25 10:05:07
Keep watching it but if u get caught it is on u
From:
i say rock on
2005-04-03 18:03:30
rock on
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