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Topic: Malignant Melanoma

Related:
  Melanoma    Melanoma Skin Cancer  
  Melanoma Skin Cancer    Malignant Hyperthermia  
  Picture of a Malignant Melanoma  

 
 
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Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Skin,  Lungs,  Heart
Interest(s):Biology
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Family history of schizophrenia
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia,  Being normal
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
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Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

One rigorous study found that the incidence of malignant melanomas was considerably higher in office workers than in people who were regularly exposed to sunlight in their occupations or lifestyles.
These malignant melanomas are more common in Caucasians and both sexes are affected equally with the average age at diagnosis of 55 years.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Molecular classification of cutaneous malignant melanoma by gene expression profiling.
Malignant melanoma is the deadliest form of skin cancer but is almost always curable in its early stages.
Cutaneous malignant melanoma metastatic to the eye is rare but has been documented.
 
 
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