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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: North Shore Mall

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Tupac Shakur, Cleopatra

Dream job(s):

Porn star

Favorite TV show(s):

Strangers with Candy

Favorite activity(s):

Studying

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts, Ass

Interest(s):

Community Theatre, Voyeurism

Favorite computer game(s):

Super Mario World, Myst

Favorite sport(s):

Roller blading

Likes to wear:

Panties, Chicken suit

Listens to:

Radiohead, U2, The Spice Girls

Worst habit(s):

Showing off, Farting in public

Favorite quote(s):

"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

There is a new bookstore in the Peabody North Shore Mall near the food court.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

North Shore Square, a shopping mall with five hub stores, was built November 1985 and the city continues to grow with additional businesses.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

RockWorks is located on the north shore of the Thompson river in the Northills mall In the Beautiful City of Kamloops, B.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Follow Route 128 North to Exit 25A opposite the North Shore Mall and follow directions above.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Get off at Exit 25A opposite the North Shore Mall and follow Route 114 toward Salem and Marblehead.

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