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Topic: Mallard

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  Mallard Duck    Quad City Mallards  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Easter Bunny,  Walt Disney,  Laurel & Hardy
Favorite activity(s):Birdwatching
Favorite actor(s):Jim Carrey
Favorite food(s):French,  Chinese
Favorite animal(s):Owls,  Bird,  Penguin
Favorite cartoon character(s):Bugs Bunny
Favorite movie(s):The Blues Brothers
Favorite sport(s):Hunting,  Fishing
Likes to wear:Chicken suit
Listens to:Weird Al Yankovic
Worst habit(s):Belching
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Mallards are the most common but species such as black duck, widgeon, gadwall, pintail, canvasback, redhead, teal and shovelers are taken.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Mallard's uses the oils an its retail grocery store products as well, Sciabica said.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Strong fliers, Mallards sometimes reach remote oceanic islands where isolated populations have evolved into new species.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

We reached Mallard's Rest at around noon, and decided to pass up the nice water so that we could reach the Islands early and explore the terrific trout water there during the remainder of the day.
Mallards are the primary duck in the area, but our hunters also take widgeon, teal, pintails and other ducks.
A pair of mallards paddled serenely past two drinking deer.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Mallards Committee is made up of 5 officers and 3 committee members.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The Quad City Mallards have obtained rookie goaltender Jeff Reynaert from Kalamazoo as the player to be named in last Friday’s trade that sent defenseman Dan Hodge and center Shawn Roed to the Wings.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The Mallards had decided to cross this busy road by foot and succeeded in holding up traffic until the last bird slowly waddled to safety.
The Mallard's wheels seem to have seated faster, but still get regular pre-trip tightening when tire pressures are checked.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

There are a few records of Mallards, all believed to have strayed from their western range, that were shot at widely separated points in Nova Scotia during the early twentieth century.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Thursday 2nd May The Mallards today were hosts to Whickham Golf Club Seniors and on a beautiful sunny afternoon they lost at home for the first time in 10 matches.
 
 
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2005-03-30 11:27:55
how does a mallard duck life cycle?
From:
lola
2005-03-30 11:28:51
what is a life cycle?
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