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Topic: Marine Mammal

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Penis

Politics:

Animal rights

Currently has on their coffee table:

National Geographic

Favorite era(s):

Jurassic times, Prehistoric times

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs

Favorite activity(s):

Birdwatching

Favorite animal(s):

Dolphin, Elephant, Wolf

Interest(s):

Biology

Favorite sport(s):

Fishing, Scuba diving

Favorite computer game(s):

Lemmings

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cloning themselves

Membership(s):

World Wildlife Fund, Greenpeace

Favorite quote(s):

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

These marine mammals are strict vegetarians and consume up to 200 pounds of seagrass daily.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Endangered Marine Mammals of Newfoundland And Labrador This is a webpage about whales in the Newfoundland area, some of which are endangered.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Our marine mammals vets from the International Zoo Veterinary Group are working closely with our experienced animal care teams to minimise the impact of the disease.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Marine Mammals Numerous pods of bottlenose dolphins around these islands and one sighting of a beaked whale ( Mesoplodon spp.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Most marine mammals share a skeletal structure where the spine and hind limbs are aligned.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Other marine mammals include the endangered New Zealand sea lion that we see on our New Zealand Aoteoroa tour and the New Zealand fur seal.
Marine mammals are also a feature of New Zealand's coastal waters and there are always opportunities to enjoy watching these magnificent creatures on our many boat trips off the coast of NZ.
Marine mammals at the top of the oceanic food chain are likely to have up to 10 million times more PCBs in their fat, compared to the concentration of PCBs in the water they live in.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Endangered Marine Mammals For more information on the classification and characteristics of the five groups of marine mammals, see our Marine Mammal Classification page.
Since marine mammals are rarely, if ever, stationary themselves, on what scientific basis does the Navy assert that fewer animals will be impacted by a mobile transmission source than if the source was stationary?
Pieter is widely recognized for his accurate renderings of marine mammals and is the only artist to have illustrated all extant marine mammal species and many restorations of prehistoric cetaceans.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

All marine mammals are protected in the United States by the Marine Mammal Protection Act of 1972.

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