Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 30 Aug: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Man

Related:
  Man I just    Best Man  
  Isle of Man    Good Man  
  Rights of Man    Man in His image  
  Dead Man    Young Man  
  Old Man    Man works  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Loyal
Personality:Rebellious,  Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Bad point(s):Boastful
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Hitman
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite food(s):Cornflakes
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing,  Baseball
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

He felt the tremors run through the younger man's body and steered him toward a tree to lean against it.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Hy gaan saam met die mans na Rowles, wat nou al heel vrolik van die bier is.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The superstition of religion originated in man's inability to explain natural phenomena.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The light, symbolizing man's consciousness, represented the light of wisdom as opposed to the darkness of ignorance in the immaterial universe.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

He quickly dodged one man's punch and kicked him in the ribs.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

What started as one man's vision to educate young aviators and endow them with a deeper appreciation of their heritage has evolved over the years into a steadily growing and expanding institution of national significance and of major economic importance to Pensacola.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Golf transcends all of man's earthly values and dwells into the spiritual values that harmonize the entire planet.
And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even.
Not man's socialism, but divine socialism, based on Christ's love, is the blessed application of the great law.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Kass said the man's identity and his present country of residence are being kept secret for his protection, but there is no question that he spent many years in the Gulag network of forced-labor camps.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Can a man's perception of his penile size, even if it is normal, affect his interactions with sexual partners and professional associates?
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Every man's dream, she sucks, she fucks, she's the girl next door!
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'man' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Now you know all about Man, you gonna keep it to yourself?

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.