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Topic: Married Man

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their father,  Their mother
Favorite possession(s):Mistress
People talk about their ..:Psychopathic tendancies
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite movie(s):An Affair to Remember,  My Big Fat Greek Wedding,  Notting Hill
Likes to wear:Bridesmade's dress
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce,  Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

This was an old friend from Blaydon, a smallish man married to a large woman who was bigger than Harry and enormously fat.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

If people waited to have sex until they were married the divorce rate would be even higher due to the fact that once a man or woman slept with each other for the first time and realized that they both sucked in bed it would be all over.
Just because someone is getting married does not give any man a right to act fool, treat a woman like dirt or be so obnoxious he gets locked in a coat closet.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

A woman has to choose between her lover who is married and then divorced and another man who wants to marry her.
What sort of a man can be talked into marrying a woman he did not love while having an affair with a married woman.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Mary is married to a wonderful man and together they have a 6 year old son and a three year old daughter.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

While there is just as much societal pressure on the woman as on the man to get married and have children, the fact that she is not obligated to do so sends a clear message that a woman is more than a wife or mother, as important as those roles are.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

An Assyrian man from an Assyrian village in northeast Syria fell in love with and married a Muslim woman.
The married man who has extramarital affairs with unmarried women is not an adulterer and the unmarried women involved with him are not adulteresses.
Mark Harris,
Priest

I married a man in seminary studying for the ministry but I knew from the outset that his heart was not in what he was doing and he was just there because his minister father had pushed him into it.
Jesus never married but taught the biblical doctrine of one man and one woman for life.
A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman.
 
 
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