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Topic: Minute Man

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Brown raincoat,  Penis
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite activity(s):Making love,  Telling jokes
Favorite body part(s):Mouth
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite sportsperson(s):Romario
Favorite destination(s):Home
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

We were walking in there for about 10 minutes telling each other jokes until I noticed a man with a walking stick about 50 meters in front I informed my friend and we sobered up quickly!
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

He was joined by the wise man who also stood there for several minutes,looking skyward as the sky darkened and the island started to sink into a hellish fury of howling winds and flying debris.
After several minutes of searching for a way to escape the girls try to catch their breath on another sofa but the man returns and chloroforms them when they are too exhausted to hold their breath.
Within fifteen minutes there was a knock on the door and TJ opened it up to let in a very young blond man of no more than eighteen years old.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Ten minutes of so later a though ball to Bulter from Igoe caught the Owls defence totally asleep and this allowed the former Cambridge United man to run onto the unchallenged ball and place it past Pressman with an Owls defender no where to be seen.
Mark Harris,
Priest

It was this man who just a few minutes later led our morning devotions and quoted Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King, Jr.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The team were requested to evacuate the man but the Air Corps carried out the evacuation minutes before the arrival of the team.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Within fifteen minutes there was a knock on the door and TJ opened it free gay pictures of men sucking dick gay office bears up to let in a very young blond man of nor more than eighteen years old.
The average man requires 2 minutes of direct penile stimulation before orgasm.
A man will achieve a climax and then ejaculate about two to three minutes after penetrating the vagina.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

One man can load and unload the blind and relocate it from one hunting location to another within minutes.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Man of the Match was defender Nick Pugh who even in the last few minutes made two crucial tackles to ensure Saints retained a clean sheet as Kirkham applied some late pressure.
 
 
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