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Topic: Today's Man

Related:
  Best Man    Us Today  
  Good Man    Rights of Man  
  Man    Today's News  
  Dead Man    Today  
  Young Man    Old Man  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Humble,  Saintly
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Happy
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing
Medical note(s):Taking Viagra
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Todays woods come from Mans super grown forest resulting in wood with less density and fake wood, particle board, tons of glue.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Today's bodybuilding champions are the most muscular humans ever to walk the planet and, compared to the average man, they look like completely different beings.
Jeez today's the day I get to walk into World Gym and meet "The Man" plus his absolutely incredible wife!
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

S ymbiote's newest workstations are designed for today's mobile factory that relies on efficient use of floor space and man hours.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Today's applications might read like science fiction to the man who named Helium after the Greek sun god Helios in 1870.
In today's advanced world, science and research has answered many questions and it has improved the quality of man's life all over the world.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

As in today's Gospel "Amen, amen I ay to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you do not have life within you.
In today's imperfect, fallen world, not every Christian man has followed God's command to take up the spiritual leadership of their home.
Mark Harris,
Priest

This is man's way of choosing God's servants and Christ's apostles, which has been adopted by all religious sects and denominations composing Christianity Today.
For today it is enough to meditate on what has been said by God in His Word, and echoed by the Church, about man's that is your and my, origin.
Today, Scientology applied religious philosophy has the evidence to prove the existence of man's spiritual nature.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

In today's debate, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Hugh Shelton (USA), was the man whose counsel Senators were encouraged to accept uncritically.
 
 
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