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Topic: Wallet Mans

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  Man I just    Best Man  
  Good Man    Rights of Man  
  Man    Dead Man  
  Young Man    Wallet  
  Old Man    Man works  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Tom Green
Favorite possession(s):Penis,  Mistress
Bad point(s):Vicious
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite body part(s):Mouth
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing
Likes to wear:Leather jacket,  Billabong,  Surfie clothing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being nude in public
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"A man's home is his castle"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The midget reaches out and gets a tight grip on the man's privates, then says, "Okay, mister, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Tim ran to the barman and out of breath said “have you seen a black mans wallet”
The young man reached into his wallet, pulled out his ID, and flicked it the guard.
If a man stole your wallet, and said he was sorry when you confronted him, you would at least expect him to give back your wallet if he was really sorry.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

In searching the office, beneath the broken window we found a mans, brown tri-fold wallet.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Females might think the question asked about the size of a Man's Penis or Wallet.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The man reached for his wallet and while his head was turned, Harley stole a glance at the guy.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

He wakes up and uses his whips to steal a woman's purse, and a man's wallet.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Dayton man was not injured but his passenger and an accomplice stole his wallet and fled on foot.
The man had taken out his wallet and keys while in the process of obtaining a money order when he suddenly pulled a gun and threatened tellers, authorities said.
The man put a gun to Ruivo's head, handcuffed him to a pipe and stole his wallet and cell phone.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, handover your wallet or I'll jump.
 
 
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