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Topic: Wise Man

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  Man I just    Best Man  
  Good Man    Rights of Man  
  Man    Dead Man  
  Wise    Young Man  
  Old Man    Man works  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Humble,  Loyal,  Patient
Personality:Happy,  Witty wit humor,  Rebellious
Intelligence:Stupid
Bad point(s):Boastful,  Shameless,  Lazy
Education:None
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  Siddhartha Gautama
Favorite philosopher(s):Confucius
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

He mastered the sage's system of meditation and faithfully carried out all the wise man's instructions.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The easiest route is straight down the steps from the temple, straight ahead to Wise Man's Kung Fu, right, and then right again at the junction.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

A wise man once said that the longest road you will ever have to walk in your life is the sacred journey from your head to your heart.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

From an evolutionary perspective, the least wise thing a male can do is to divert his hard-earned resources to rearing another man's child.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Whoso keepeth the commandment shall feel no evil thing: and a wise man's heart discerneth both time and judgment.
Vane admits he has been a fool so far, yet he refuses to heed the Wise Old Man's warning.
And who knoweth whether he shall be a wise man or a fool?
Mark Harris,
Priest

It is a small matter to be judged of man's judgment, whether you be approved or condemned, and whether it be by minister or people, wise or unwise.
It can, in no wise, conflict with the spirit that animates their claims, nor does it seek to undermine the basis of any man's allegiance to their cause.
A wise man once said that good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

It is better to heed a wise man's rebuke than to listen to the song of fools.
No woman can make a wise man out of a fool, but every woman can change a wise man into a fool.
 
 
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