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Topic: Network Management Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE, Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Dream job(s):

Spy, Private Detective

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Building websites, Downloading porn

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Network management and monitoring software packages will be used for random access to student and staff accounts to review progress and for security purposes.
Software Management Network's mission is to make available the most effective resources for service management and software management.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Software developers are needed to help build wireless management software to aggregate disparate networks to a common infrastructure.
Network monitoring software, security software, remote management and registry tool firewall by Smartline: Network monitoring software, security software, remote management and registry tool for windows systems.
KOM NETWORKS is a leading storage software company, providing enterprises and institutions with open storage networking solutions and virtual storage management strategies.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

NetMan is a Network and License Management software that will automatically collect hardware and software information from all the systems running NetMan across the Network.
Software Management Network is a publishing, consulting, and training group that serves professional software teams responsible for working, installed software systems.
RedPoint Software Corporation provides software products and services to assist its customers in the management and control of computer networks.

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