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Topic: Network Management Tools

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Saddam Hussein

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Wiretap kit, Linux box

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Dream job(s):

Spy, Private Detective

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, StarCraft

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading porn, Chatting on ICQ, Building websites

Membership(s):

World Wildlife Fund

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Configuration management systems are usually designed to be used over a network and have the tools that allow people to easily get hold of sources.
Troubleshooting is a distinct branch of network management and requires tools and techniques quite different from those used for continuous monitoring and control.
The two networks are managed separately using different management tools.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Management of network operation and evolution requires powerful simulation and planning tools for analysis and design of network infrastructure.
With the widespread usage of networks and network management tools many organisations are looking at methods of managing their software licensing and monitoring.
Graphical management tool from Lotus for controlling and monitoring Notes networks.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Network administrators find tools like networked printer management and remote diagnostics to be invaluable.
Network Management System, a powerful suite of tools available to monitor and manage your high performance network.

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