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Topic: Manchester United

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):BBC
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Most admires:David Beckham,  Diego Maradonna,  Hillary Clinton
Favorite movie(s):Titanic
Favorite sport(s):Football,  Rugby,  Cricket
Favorite artist(s):Andy Warhol
Listens to:The Spice Girls
Favorite destination(s):London,  Britain
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michel Platini,  Romario,  Diego Maradona
Favorite TV show(s):World Cup Coverage
Favorite quote(s):"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
 
 
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

While Manchester United's woes continue, their plight is made even more uncomfortable by the stark contrast with the Gunners' imperious start to the season.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Manchester United's forward passes the ball, but it flies through the legs of a teammate and goes into the net.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

For all United's superiority over the years, City fans have always clung steadfastly to the belief that they are the real Manchester club.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Bellion, as exclusively revealed in the SP, is Manchester United's number one target and the player is desperate for the move.
John Fielding,
CEO

Manchester United Football Club has concluded a sponsorship and merchandising deal with Nike worth 300 million over 15 years.
Manchester United's away ticket allocation has been a subject of some contention among the team's travel support in recent times.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

A beaming Sir Bobby Charlton could barely disguise the thrill of Manchester United's latest rollercoaster comeback ride.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Manchester United produced a masterly attacking display to beat Blackburn Rovers and clinch a Worthington Cup Final date with Liverpool in Cardiff.
Manchester City are confident of completing the signing of Leeds United striker Robbie Fowler in time for the weekend clash with Newcastle United.
Manchester United's Ryan Giggs tries to chip the Chelsea goalkeeper during the League Cup match at Old Trafford.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Manchester United is the largest football club in the world with a fan base that spreads across every continent.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Manchester United's success has been well documented through the World media and I am very proud to have been appointed to operate the PESA Academy on their behalf.
 
 
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