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Topic: One Minute Manicure

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Couch

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Good point(s):

Good kisser

Appearance:

Beautiful, Overweight

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine, Cup of coffee

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite body part(s):

Hair, Skin, Fists

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing, Nothing

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jack Nicklaus (golf)

Starsign:

Cancer

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

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