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Topic: Manuel Noriega

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  Noriega    Manuel  
  Manuel Alvarez Bravo    Victor Manuel  
  Joan Manuel Serrat    Adela Noriega  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Saddam Hussein,  Henry Kissinger,  Osama Bin Laden
Personality:Outgoing
Politics:Fascist
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post,  Lonely Planet guide
Dream job(s):Terrorist
Favorite explorer(s):Francis Drake
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Favorite great leader(s):Francisco Franco,  Gamal Nasser,  Reza Pahlavi
Listens to:Van Halen
Favorite destination(s):South America,  Florida,  Baghdad
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite quote(s):"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Growing tensions between Panamanian strongman General Manuel Noriega and the United States led to American military intervention in Panama in December 1989.
Just Cause IN PANAMA, RELATIONS BETWEEN THE United States and Panamanian strongman General Manuel Noriega had quickly deteriorated after an American grand jury indicted the general for involvement in the narcotics traffic.
Rene De La Cova, the DEA agent who had served an arrest warrant on Manuel Noriega after the US invaded Panama, was sentenced to only three years in prison for laundering money.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Hearing it is as annoying as the blaring rock music must have sounded to the former Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega when United States forces invaded his country.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

It is the United States government that trained people like Manuel Noriega in Panama, Saddam Hussein in Iraq, Osama Bin Laden and the Taliban in Afghanistan to murder and terrorize innocent civilians.
Eventually, the US threw the Taliban out of power, much as it turned against former allies like Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega and Saddam Hussein.
For instance, did you know that during the administration of US President George Bush, the US Military invaded the sovereign nation of Panama on the pretext of arresting and capturing former Panamanian President Manuel Noriega?
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

More specifically, Panama has had two sets of presidential and legislative elections since the downfall of strongman Manuel Noriega in 1989, and both have been fairly conducted without even a suggestion of corruption.
 
 
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