Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 8 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine, Time magazine, New Scientist

Dream job(s):

Nurse, CEO, Drug dealer

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Favorite body part(s):

Skin

Interest(s):

Chemistry

Medical note(s):

Taking Valium, Taking Viagra, Taking Prozac

Worst habit(s):

Taking Drugs, Smoking Marijuana, Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Our vision is to become prestigious pharmaceutical manufacturers of international standards and achieving recognition of regional and international health authorities.
Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers Links - A listing of most of the largest pharmaceutical manufacturing and research companies.
Some pharmaceutical manufacturers offer programs that provide prescription drugs at free or reduced prices to needy patients for a limited period of time.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This guidance is intended to assist pharmaceutical manufacturers in establishing an effective program to facilitate compliance with applicable laws and regulations.
The Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America is seeking a limited antitrust waiver to allow more efficient allocation of resources to bioterrorism vaccine development.
Before pharmaceutical manufacturers even consider a vendor for inclusion on their tender list, they will usually visit the premises in order to conduct an audit.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

PDA was founded in 1946 as the Parenteral Drug Association by a small group of pharmaceutical manufacturers who recognized the need for an organization to disseminate technical information within the industry.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The leading manufacturers in the pharmaceutical industry have recognized the benefits of being part of an online community for this vertical market.
Generic medicines are pharmaceuticals promoted and marketed using chemical names rather than the brand names developed by manufacturers.
Should pharmaceutical companies release patents to manufacturers in poor countries so they can produce inexpensive generic versions of AIDS medicines?

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Genomics is a website that was created by the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America to provide the public with information about current issues in genetics.
Pharmaceutical laboratories do not include the research and development laboratories of manufacturers of these medicinal products.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Do Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers proud by spreading the word!

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.