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Topic: March

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  March on Washington    March 8 2003  
  Band March    March of Dimes  
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  Band Concerts Music 1918 March    Sherman's March to the Sea  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Politics:Democrat,  Republican
Dream job(s):President of the United States,  Bus Driver
Education:College
Favorite era(s):1800s
Favorite TV show(s):The Civil War,  6 O'Clock News
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite great leader(s):Robert Owen,  Erwin Rommel
Interest(s):Business
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse,  Volleyball
Favorite destination(s):New York
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Slough Social Services was reviewed between March and May 2001 by a team working on behalf of the Audit Commission and the Department of Health.
March 2000 Purpose The purpose of the SmartWood Program is to recognize good forest managers through credible independent verification of forestry practices.
On 31 March 2003, the special open enrollment period for delayed enrollment will close and under current law will not be available until 1 January 2004, with an added 10% penalty.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Lancet 9th March 2002 Aspirin may reduce prostate cancer risk A new study finds that men who take regular aspirin or ibuprofen have a reduced risk of developing prostate cancer.
John Fielding,
CEO

The first meeting of the new Executive Board will be held on the evening of Friday 21 March 2003 prior to the AGM and Annual Conference of SSBA on Saturday 22 March 2002 in Perth.
March 2002 figures are also notably up from February this year, when total sales of 19 472 units were recorded and imports totalled 6 050 units - a 31.
March 1, 2003 , Deborah will be the trainer for foster care and adoption professionals and families sponsored by the Oregon Post Adoption Resource Center.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

In March she gave a paper on the official representation of women on coins in Late Antiquity and in April an introductory lecture on late Roman coins to the numismatics day hosted by the Oxford Byzantine Society.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

March 22, 2002 Credit card fraud a problem for online sellers The following was provided to us by our friend, Rob Lavinsky of iRocks.
EXPECTED TO BE AVAILABLE MARCH 2003 Click here to request an email when this title becomes available.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

March 24, 2002 I've updated the comparison of images scanned on the Epson 1640SU Photo and 2450.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

March 14, 2002 By Sally Satel It took a little under four hours for a Texas jury on Tuesday to find Andrea Yates guilty of capital murder in the drowning deaths of three of her children.
 
 
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