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Topic: Stretch Mark Prevention

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Personality:

Nervous, Depressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Skin, Breasts

Favorite activity(s):

Making love

Favorite food(s):

Ice cream, Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Interest(s):

Sex education

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing

Listens to:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Shakira

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Starting life again as a baby

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Undergoing therapy

Favorite drink(s):

Orange Juice

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Emu oil is penetrating skin nourishment that supports the prevention of and reduces the appearance of stretch marks caused by pregnancy, weight gain, and body building.
Rejuvana Stretch Mark Therapy not only helps in repairing stretch mark damage, but also helps in the prevention and severity of new stretch marks.
Daily use before and after pregnancy aids in the prevention of stretch marks.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Stretch Marks- Shea butter is excellent for the prevention and treatment of stretch marks and other kinds of scar tissue.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

For prevention of stretch marks, continuous use for the duration of pregnancy gives the best results.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Prevention of stretch-marks :

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