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Topic: Stock Market Prices

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Most admires:

Warren Buffet, Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Bad point(s):

Greedy

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

The Times, Playboy magazine

Dream job(s):

Banker, CEO

Favorite board game(s):

Monopoly

Interest(s):

Economics

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite destination(s):

Hong Kong

Favorite time of year:

Winter

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Nasdaq market makers historically profited from the spread between the bid price at which they bought stocks from customers and the offer price at which they sold.
Prices in this market are set at the margin by the most optimistic non owners of stocks and most pessimistic owners of stocks.
In bull markets, the most optimistic non owners of stocks are willing to exchange their cash for shares at higher and higher prices.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Grey market purchases: Very occasionally Pharmacies may be approached by vendors who have stocks of unavailable products that they are willing to sell at inflated prices.
The market cannot sell stocks net--buyers and sellers can only change prices.
CSCWare Market Watch day trading software is used by the online day trader to screen stocks based on price and volume momentum.

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